p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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