Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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