I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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