IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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