why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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