If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
The ass gains better be worth it
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