if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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