Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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