Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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