at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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