is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
