you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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