when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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