So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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