D3 body, D1 cock
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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