actually, I'm a sock model
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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