I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
