Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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