Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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