I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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