Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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