I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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