I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
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