Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
you win again, gameday.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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