No, drunk sperm still make babies.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I love you. Go after that dick
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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