he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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