When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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