I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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