took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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