Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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