oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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