My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
A bitchslap is in order.
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