I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Can you bring me the toilet please
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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