No awkward lesbian experiences without me
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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