I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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