What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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