I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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