ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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