I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Non-Jews are for practice
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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