some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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