she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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