also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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