I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
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