ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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