i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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