I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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