Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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