Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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