Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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