If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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