walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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