I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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