have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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