I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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