You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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