I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I currently don't understand fingers.
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