HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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