I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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